None for Glenn Coco, either

happyhealthyhopeful:

just yelled at my cat that “THE WORLD IS NOT YOURS TO EAT” and then i realized how stupid i must sound dear god im yelling at a feline

gamsee:

MY DAD TRIPPED OVER MY SKATEBOARD AND HE SAID “I GUESS I DONT GOT NO MOTHAFUCKIN RAD SKILLZ DAWG”

MY FATHER IS A 50 YEAR OLD JAPANESE MAN

(via eberl-e)